Chocolate fountain in former church, Derby
Sellfridges, Stoke Newington, London
Mr Cheap, Portsmouth
Sun beds and English lessons, Liverpool
The Bastard, Southsea
Be interesting, Oxford
Wish you were here, Southend
Visitor attraction, Dunecht
Start spelling, Portsmouth
Shoplifters will be prostituted, Glasgow
Post of Ice, Glasgow
McDonald’s Co-operative Funeral Services, Wolverhampton
Doktor Hotfingers, St Annes
Curler girls, Liverpool
Norton for crap, Liverpool
Scenic Photos Here, Australia
Rest Area, Australia
Keep off Grass, Australia
No Mushrooms, Grindleford Station Cafe
Donkey in 3 parts, Cornwall
Senior Citizen & Chips, Newport, Isle of Wight
Squalid beauty, Clapton, London
Don’t piss, Brixton, London
I wish I was a little bit taller, Portsmouth