Houseboat, Shoreham Scooterman, Nottingham Chocolate fountain in former church, Derby Sellfridges, Stoke Newington, London Mr Cheap, Portsmouth Sun beds and English lessons, Liverpool The Bastard, Southsea Be interesting, Oxford Heroes and Champions, Hull Wish you were here, Southend Visitor attraction, Dunecht Two up on a scooter, Alresford The gentleman over the road, Portsmouth Stuffed hippo, Southsea Start spelling, Portsmouth Speedo corner, Ramsgate Shoplifters will be prostituted, Glasgow Shellsuit dog, Sheffield Registered office or holiday home? Oldmeldrum Purple preacher, Southwold Post of Ice, Glasgow Mickey Mouse, South Bank, London McDonald’s Co-operative Funeral Services, Wolverhampton I love here, Garston