Houseboat, Shoreham
Scooterman, Nottingham
Chocolate fountain in former church, Derby
Sellfridges, Stoke Newington, London
Mr Cheap, Portsmouth
Sun beds and English lessons, Liverpool
The Bastard, Southsea
Be interesting, Oxford
Wish you were here, Southend
Visitor attraction, Dunecht
Start spelling, Portsmouth
Shoplifters will be prostituted, Glasgow
Post of Ice, Glasgow
McDonald’s Co-operative Funeral Services, Wolverhampton
Doktor Hotfingers, St Annes
Curler girls, Liverpool
Caravan afloat, Faversham
Abnormal bus stop, Bristol
Norton for crap, Liverpool
Charlie’s house, Birkenhead
Scenic Photos Here, Australia
She’ll do, Australia
Bugger, Australia
Rest Area, Australia