Sellfridges, Stoke Newington, London
Mr Cheap, Portsmouth
Sun beds and English lessons, Liverpool
Be interesting, Oxford
Stuffed hippo, Southsea
Start spelling, Portsmouth
Shoplifters will be prostituted, Glasgow
Shellsuit dog, Sheffield
Post of Ice, Glasgow
Mickey Mouse, South Bank, London
McDonald’s Co-operative Funeral Services, Wolverhampton
Curler girls, Liverpool
Norton for crap, Liverpool
Scenic Photos Here, Australia
Keep off Grass, Australia
No Mushrooms, Grindleford Station Cafe
Donkey in 3 parts, Cornwall
Senior Citizen & Chips, Newport, Isle of Wight
Squalid beauty, Clapton, London
Don’t piss, Brixton, London
I wish I was a little bit taller, Portsmouth
No Idea, Liverpool
Lakeside shopping centre, Thurrock