Sellfridges, Stoke Newington, London
Mr Cheap, Portsmouth
Sun beds and English lessons, Liverpool
Be interesting, Oxford
Start spelling, Portsmouth
Shoplifters will be prostituted, Glasgow
Post of Ice, Glasgow
McDonald’s Co-operative Funeral Services, Wolverhampton
Curler girls, Liverpool
Norton for crap, Liverpool
Scenic Photos Here, Australia
Keep off Grass, Australia
No Mushrooms, Grindleford Station Cafe
Donkey in 3 parts, Cornwall
Senior Citizen & Chips, Newport, Isle of Wight
Squalid beauty, Clapton, London
Don’t piss, Brixton, London
I wish I was a little bit taller, Portsmouth
No Idea, Liverpool
Lakeside shopping centre, Thurrock