Houseboat, Shoreham
Scooterman, Nottingham
Sellfridges, Stoke Newington, London
Mr Cheap, Portsmouth
Sun beds and English lessons, Liverpool
Be interesting, Oxford
Heroes and Champions, Hull
Wish you were here, Southend
Visitor attraction, Dunecht
Two up on a scooter, Alresford
The gentleman over the road, Portsmouth
Stuffed hippo, Southsea
Start spelling, Portsmouth
Speedo corner, Ramsgate
Shoplifters will be prostituted, Glasgow
Purple preacher, Southwold
Post of Ice, Glasgow
Mickey Mouse, South Bank, London
McDonald’s Co-operative Funeral Services, Wolverhampton
Curler girls, Liverpool
Caravan afloat, Faversham
Abnormal bus stop, Bristol
Norton for crap, Liverpool
Charlie’s house, Birkenhead